Marriage is a mirage!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
The wise never marry, and when they do, they are no longer so.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get; the older she grows, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)
A psychiatrist is a person who gives you expensive answers which your wife will give for free.
Love is blind -- marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing -- either the car is new, or the wife is.
Husband asks wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
Wife replies, "Somewhere I have never been!"
The husband thinks for a while, and suggests, "How about kitchen?"
Husband: "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."
If your dog is barking at the back-door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, of course. He would shut up after you let him in.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish, and threw a penny into the well.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was too stunned, yet he finally screamed, "Man, I did not know it would work this fast
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