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What is LOVE

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”


The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest

wheat and come back.


But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,but he wonders….

may be there is a bigger one later.


Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as

big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.


So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones,

but when later you realise, you have already missed the person".

: There was once love

There was once a girl whom I loved
There was once "love " which I loved

I was living for her, my reason of living was only for her
I was dying for her, my life had no reason without her

She was the only one I loved, she was the only peace of my heart
my heart was beating only for her, her's too was only for me she said

On Valentine day will miss her a lot
it reminds me once on this day we made a plot

There was once "love " which i loved
There was once peace which resided with love

There was once deep in my heart, the cherished one
There was once in my life, the beloved one

There was once a girl whom I loved
There was once "love" which I loved

(dedicated to a lost love on Valentine day)

Life is Wonderful if you know how to live it !!!!!!!

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?”

The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a
different way.”
What he had written was: “Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it.”

Do you think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first
sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Abortion....

Month One
Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I want you to always be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding in my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

I AM UR FRIEND

You may not have ever seen me
But you know that I am here.
You can feel me in your heart
As you enter each new day.

I will always be there for you
I am your friend.

Someone to share the good times
As well as the bad.
I make no judgments by what you say
I just listen with my heart and
Hope to be of help in anyway I can.

I will be there for you now and forever
And always please remember
I am your friend!

what people in love do.

o People in love are sensitive to each other's needs, and endeavor to meet them even when they do not feel like doing it.
o Men and women may be equal in value but different by nature. People who truly are in love give their mates "space" to develop their potential and find their fulfillment in life.
o Love does not brag. People who are truly in love refrain from rehearsing their good traits just to show off. Bragging in a relationship often is really defensiveness.
o People who are truly in love do not insist that their way is best and demand that their mates give in to them.
o People who are truly in love are considerate of each others feelings and courteous in their actions toward one another. Sadly sarcasm is a way of life for some couples. They ridicule each other, belittle each other and trade jibes with a fury. They may say it is all in fun, but it leaves wounds that will someday become festering sores.
o People who are truly in love look out for their mates' best interests as much as their own. Those in love should be concerned not only about their own individual interests, but about the interests of the other as well.
o People who truly love control their anger when the other displeases them. We are all human, and all humans feel anger periodically, but we only express our anger in destructive ways when we counting on someone else to meet our needs.
o People who truly love each other do not take pleasure in their mates' disappointments or failures.
o People who truly love each other treat their mates with absolute trust. Some husbands and wives torment themselves with groundless suspicions. If you look for trouble you will find it every time.

How to Love

1. Say it. When you say the words "I Love You," do they carry it with them the desire to show someone you love them or do they carry it with them is it what you want to feel? And when you say it make sure you really mean it and are willing to do anything for that special person.
2. Empathize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Rather than impose your own expectations or attempt to control them, try to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who they are; and realize how they could also love you back just as well.
3. Love unconditionally. If you cannot love another person without attaching stipulations, then it is not love at all, but deep-seated opportunism (one who makes the most of an advantage, often unmindful of others). If your interest is not in the other person as such, but rather in how that person can enhance your experience of life, then it is not unconditional. If you have no intention of improving that person’s life, of allowing that person to be themselves and accepting them as they are, and not who you want them to be, then you are not striving to love them unconditionally.
4. Expect nothing in return. That doesn't mean you should allow someone to mistreat or undervalue you. It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for loving's sake. Realize that someone may have a different way of showing his or her love for you; do not expect to be loved back in exactly the same way.
5. Realize it can be lost. If you realize that you can lose the one you love, then you have a greater appreciation of what you have. Think how lucky you are to have someone to love.

10 tips for healthy and shining hair

1.Role of Diet

A nutritious diet, which contains all essential vitamins and minerals, helps in minimizing the hair loss. Therefore, you must include green, leafy vegetables, raw oats, and whole grain cereals, eggs, dates, and raisins in your daily food regime. As the hair is made of protein, you are advised to stick to protein-rich diet, such as calves liver, brewer’s yeast, and wheat germ. These foods also contain Vitamin B, which is an important nutrient for hair. Outer coverings of
potatoes, cucumbers, and green and red peppers are high in silica, which is essential to
maintain the beauty and strength of your hair. Vitamin E also promotes hair growth and reduces hair fall. A person may experience hair fall due to thyroid dysfunction also. Therefore, you must include foods, which are good sources of vitamin A and iodine.

2.Washing routine

Your hair cleansing routine largely depends on your hair-type. People having oily hair may need to wash their hair regularly, while people having dry hair can wash it twice a week. Never use too hot or too cold water to wash your hair. While cleaning or massaging your hair, you should always use your fingertips and not your nails to gently clean your scalp.

3.Proper combing

You should use a wide-tooth comb to untangle your hair and comb in downward direction. Using a wooden or tortoise shell comb is a better idea than using a rubber comb. Avoid combing wet hair, as wet hair can easily break.

4.Drying your hair

If possible, allow your hair to dry naturally. Avoid using blow dryer as its heat can damage your hair, and also make it look coarse and lifeless.

5.Using proper conditioner

Protect your hair from sudden environmental changes, while going out to a beach or a pool.
You must use an effective conditioner as it protects your hair from the sun, chlorine, and sea water. You should also wear a protective hat or a cap to avoid overexposing your hair to the sun, salt or chlorinated water and pollution.

6.Use of shampoo and conditioner

Always choose a simple formula shampoo, which costs you less money. Remember, the basic
purpose of a shampoo is to wash away the dirt and the oil. Therefore, use a milder shampoo,
which is less expensive and more beneficial for your hair. Apply a good quality conditioner once you clean your hair with the shampoo, but do not over-condition your hair.

7.Choose a comfortable hair style

Choose a hair style that truly reflects your style and taste while significantly enhances your personality. Often traditional hair styling products are rich of alcohol and other arsh chemicals, which may again harm your hair.

8.Knowing your sleeping pattern helps control

Hair loss Comb your hair gently while going to bed. You should also gently remove all bands or clips used during the day. Do you know that your sleeping pattern also affects the life and
health of your hair? People who are restless even while they are sleeping may actually end
up breaking their hair. So, if you belong to the restless community of sleepers, you should
use s satin pillowcase, which allows your hair to move smoothly and thus cause less breakage.

9.Limit the use of alcohol and smoking

products Reduce alcohol consumption and also avoid using it on your hair. Avoid using hair care products that contain alcohol. This is because alcohol can make your hair look dry, brittle
and prone to breakage.

10.Avoid using harsh chemicals

Certain harsh chemicals such as permanent hair color and perms can also affect the health and growth of your hair. Therefore, you must avoid coloring your hair more than once every 2-4 months.

10 tips for healthy and shining hair

1.Role of Diet

A nutritious diet, which contains all essential vitamins and minerals, helps in minimizing the hair loss. Therefore, you must include green, leafy vegetables, raw oats, and whole grain cereals, eggs, dates, and raisins in your daily food regime. As the hair is made of protein, you are advised to stick to protein-rich diet, such as calves liver, brewer’s yeast, and wheat germ. These foods also contain Vitamin B, which is an important nutrient for hair. Outer coverings of
potatoes, cucumbers, and green and red peppers are high in silica, which is essential to
maintain the beauty and strength of your hair. Vitamin E also promotes hair growth and reduces hair fall. A person may experience hair fall due to thyroid dysfunction also. Therefore, you must include foods, which are good sources of vitamin A and iodine.

2.Washing routine

Your hair cleansing routine largely depends on your hair-type. People having oily hair may need to wash their hair regularly, while people having dry hair can wash it twice a week. Never use too hot or too cold water to wash your hair. While cleaning or massaging your hair, you should always use your fingertips and not your nails to gently clean your scalp.

3.Proper combing

You should use a wide-tooth comb to untangle your hair and comb in downward direction. Using a wooden or tortoise shell comb is a better idea than using a rubber comb. Avoid combing wet hair, as wet hair can easily break.

4.Drying your hair

If possible, allow your hair to dry naturally. Avoid using blow dryer as its heat can damage your hair, and also make it look coarse and lifeless.

5.Using proper conditioner

Protect your hair from sudden environmental changes, while going out to a beach or a pool.
You must use an effective conditioner as it protects your hair from the sun, chlorine, and sea water. You should also wear a protective hat or a cap to avoid overexposing your hair to the sun, salt or chlorinated water and pollution.

6.Use of shampoo and conditioner

Always choose a simple formula shampoo, which costs you less money. Remember, the basic
purpose of a shampoo is to wash away the dirt and the oil. Therefore, use a milder shampoo,
which is less expensive and more beneficial for your hair. Apply a good quality conditioner once you clean your hair with the shampoo, but do not over-condition your hair.

7.Choose a comfortable hair style

Choose a hair style that truly reflects your style and taste while significantly enhances your personality. Often traditional hair styling products are rich of alcohol and other arsh chemicals, which may again harm your hair.

8.Knowing your sleeping pattern helps control

Hair loss Comb your hair gently while going to bed. You should also gently remove all bands or clips used during the day. Do you know that your sleeping pattern also affects the life and
health of your hair? People who are restless even while they are sleeping may actually end
up breaking their hair. So, if you belong to the restless community of sleepers, you should
use s satin pillowcase, which allows your hair to move smoothly and thus cause less breakage.

9.Limit the use of alcohol and smoking

products Reduce alcohol consumption and also avoid using it on your hair. Avoid using hair care products that contain alcohol. This is because alcohol can make your hair look dry, brittle
and prone to breakage.

10.Avoid using harsh chemicals

Certain harsh chemicals such as permanent hair color and perms can also affect the health and growth of your hair. Therefore, you must avoid coloring your hair more than once every 2-4 months.

How visiting cards originated?

There are many theories about the origin of visiting cards and no specific dates are given.However it is believed that the Chinese used them for many centuries.In ancient Egypt,It had been customary,when visiting a temple, to present a slip of earth en ware inscribed with the name & titles of the worshipper.It is believed that this later developed into the present form.

According to another theory, visiting cards which were probably in Europe around the sixteenth Century, originated following a custom that existed among German Students.It is said that students who were keen on playing ceremonial calls of farewell to their professors when about to leave university started leaving their names on small slips of paper when they didn't succeed in finding the professors at home.Later on women are believed to have picked up this custom , substituting cards for the paperHow visiting cards originated?

How visiting cards originated?

There are many theories about the origin of visiting cards and no specific dates are given.However it is believed that the Chinese used them for many centuries.In ancient Egypt,It had been customary,when visiting a temple, to present a slip of earth en ware inscribed with the name & titles of the worshipper.It is believed that this later developed into the present form.

According to another theory, visiting cards which were probably in Europe around the sixteenth Century, originated following a custom that existed among German Students.It is said that students who were keen on playing ceremonial calls of farewell to their professors when about to leave university started leaving their names on small slips of paper when they didn't succeed in finding the professors at home.Later on women are believed to have picked up this custom , substituting cards for the paperHow visiting cards originated?

How visiting cards originated?

There are many theories about the origin of visiting cards and no specific dates are given.However it is believed that the Chinese used them for many centuries.In ancient Egypt,It had been customary,when visiting a temple, to present a slip of earth en ware inscribed with the name & titles of the worshipper.It is believed that this later developed into the present form.

According to another theory, visiting cards which were probably in Europe around the sixteenth Century, originated following a custom that existed among German Students.It is said that students who were keen on playing ceremonial calls of farewell to their professors when about to leave university started leaving their names on small slips of paper when they didn't succeed in finding the professors at home.Later on women are believed to have picked up this custom , substituting cards for the paperHow visiting cards originated?

The garden of Love.

I went to the garden of love,
And saw what I never had seen,
A chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play in the green.


And the gates of this chapel were shut,
And 'Thou shalt not' writ over the door,
So I turned to the garden of Love,
That so many flowers bore.


And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be,
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires.

The Letter

I wrote that letter from my heart,
And after, I thought we'd never part,
But in order to part, we needed to be together, which
Never was because you never responded to my letter.
The two years feelings for you were put in that letter
But nothing was between us, it didn't make anything better.
Writing that letter gave me fears
Of what you might not or do, but it lead to tear
Why you made me scared to be around you
Is beyond me, but I was really afraid to.
You acted like nothing, like it was all cool,
But it wasn't and I felt like a fool.
Thinking of it now, brings me to tears,
And as I grow further apart from you, it nears
The time when you will love me back,
It will be too late, for my love you'll lack.
So take this as a warning,
For my love is true now, we can work as a team,
But you'll wake up one morning,
And wish that my lost love for you, was all a dream.

Better Be Bachelor Guys........

IDEAL HUSBAND AND WIFE

morning :if u don't prepare breakfast then taaapaaakkkkk



Evening: If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmm mm....... ....



Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant. Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk .








Its Better to be Bachelor ...


"so be safe guysss

I know I hardly know you

I know I hardly know you,
But I think that I may love you.
You can see the way I look at you
And know.

I know you have a boyfriend,
But I think we can be happy,
So take the time to find out
If it's so.

I know we don't have much time,
But I think it's just enough;
If you'd like to take a chance on me,
Let's go!

Top Ten Things NOT to email the professor

1 "Are we doing anything important in class today?" or "Did we do anything important in class last time?"

2 "I need to get an A (or B or whatever) in this course."

3 "If you'd told me we were going to do something important, I would have come to class."

4 "I was (am) too busy to come to class."

5 "My computer blew up." (also known as the dog ate my disk)

6 "This project/quiz/assignment/subject is too hard."

7 "Email me back immediately."

8 "My job/family/children/pet take too much time for me to keep up in your class."

9 "What's on the exam? " or " Will this question be on the exam?"

10 "Can I have more time on this project?"

MARRIAGE? PART 1 AND ???

Marriage (Part I )


Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever '!"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


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Marriage (Part III)


Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,

"What took you so long to answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.

The man decides that it IS time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
&
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Krissssh v/s SUPERMAN.................who will Win?

ways to stop all those irritating calls...

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.
6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!
7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"
9.Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
10.Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.

Listen to understand..

For an effective and good communication ... Be a good listener first ::

When people express themselves verbally; they generally want evidence of at least two things:

They've been heard and They've been understood.
A good communicator tries first to be a good listener, here we advocate five steps toward good listening.


* Blending:
Everything about you, from body posture to voice volume,
must give the impression that you hear and understand.

* Backtracking:
Repeating back some of the actual words that another person
Is using and sending a clear signal that you're listening.

* Clarifying:
This step allows you to figure out what the person
intents to communicate.

* Summarizing:
This allows you to make sure that both you and the
Other person are on the same page.

* Reconfirming:
The fifth and the final step is to confirm what you
Have heard.

The key point:
Listen first, listen well: You aren't likely to be heard (or understood) until the person has said what
he or she has to say.

Learn and practices these five steps for good listening: Blend, back-track, clarify, summarize and re-confirming.
Make sure the other person knows you've heard and understood: You must establish this fact before you attempt
to get him or her to Hear and understand you.... .. try it out

Do's n Dont's for software engineer

1. Never ever write a line of code that someone else can
understand.

2. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long names.
Don'tevercode "a=b", rather do something
like:AlphaNodeSemaphore
=
*(int)&(unsigned long)
(BetaFrameNodeFarm));

3. Type fast think slow.

4. Never use direct references to anything ever.
Bury everything in macros.Bury the macros in include
files. References those include filesindirectly from
other include files.Use macros to reference. Those include files.

5. Never include a comment that will help someone else understand
yourcode.If they understand it they
don't need you.

6. Never code a function to return a value. All functions must return
a pointer to a structure which contains a pointer to a value.

7. Never discuss things in concrete terms.
Always speak in abstract. If they can understand you they
don't need you.

8. Never complete a project on time. If you do they will think it was
easy and anyone can do it and
they don't need you.

9. When someone stops by your desk to ask a question,talk forever but
don't answer the question. If they get their questions answered
they
don't need you.

10. Never clean your office. Absolutely never
throw away an old listing.

11. Never say hello to anyone in hallway.
Absolutely never address anyoneby name. If you must address someone
by
name,
mumble or use the wrong name.
Always maintain the mystique of bring spaced out
from concentrating on complex logic.

12. When you are having lunch at the office canteen,never
fully concentrate on your lunch.
Try to get absent minded suddenly in the middle of the
lunch and say to your colleague something
like:"But I don't think that datapage was actually locked by
another RX call, rather I see the possibility of
a wrong access mode." Other wise they will think
you are not serious about your job and then they won't
need you"

Height (s) of Revenge !!

Height (s) of Revenge !!

Height (s) of Revenge !!

Height (s) of Revenge !!

Health Tips - Super Fruits

Kiwi:-
Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
Apple:-
An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attach & stroke.
Strawberry:-
Protective Fruit Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals.
Orange:-
Sweetest medicine Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
Watermelon:-
Coolest Thirst Quencher Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium.
Guava & Papaya:-
Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fibre which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

About Cats & Dogs

What is a cat?

- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

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What is a dog?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.

What is politics?

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

Your Mom the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

We'll consider the nanny as the Working Class.

We'll call your baby brother the Future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
The Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and The Future is in Deep Shit.

What is politics?

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

Your Mom the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

We'll consider the nanny as the Working Class.

We'll call your baby brother the Future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
The Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and The Future is in Deep Shit.

Tax structure in India - Funny But Its true --This is India

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA



1) Qus. : What are you doing?

Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!



2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!



3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?

Ans. : From other State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!



4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?

Ans. : Profit.

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!



Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax



5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans. : Factory.

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!



6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!



7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!



Qus. : Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax



9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!



10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!



11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!



12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!



13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday.

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!



14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!



15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort.

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!



16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !



17) Qus.: How you Travel?

Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!



18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!





19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!



20) INDIAN :: can i die now??

Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!

GOD is Like................

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

GOD IS LIKE.........

* BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

* a FORD
He's got a better idea.

* COKE
He's the real thing.

* HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

* TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

* GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

* SEARS
He has everything.

* ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

* SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

* DELTA
He's ready when you are.

* ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

* VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

* DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

* the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

GOD is Like................

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

GOD IS LIKE.........

* BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

* a FORD
He's got a better idea.

* COKE
He's the real thing.

* HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

* TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

* GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

* SEARS
He has everything.

* ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

* SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

* DELTA
He's ready when you are.

* ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

* VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

* DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

* the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

All About Wives..

Marriage is a mirage!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The wise never marry, and when they do, they are no longer so.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get; the older she grows, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)

A psychiatrist is a person who gives you expensive answers which your wife will give for free.

Love is blind -- marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing -- either the car is new, or the wife is.

Husband asks wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
Wife replies, "Somewhere I have never been!"
The husband thinks for a while, and suggests, "How about kitchen?"

Husband: "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

If your dog is barking at the back-door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, of course. He would shut up after you let him in.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish, and threw a penny into the well.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was too stunned, yet he finally screamed, "Man, I did not know it would work this fast

Celebration means.....

Celebration means...


Four friends.

raining outside.

Four glasses of Tea.


Celebration means...

Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



Celebration means...

A hostel Tea.

A hostel room.

12 a.m.



Celebration means...

3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.




Celebration means...

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakodas deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.



Celebration means...

You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,

but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.


Keep in touch with those who care for you.....

IMPORTANT: U can help for removing Hunger & Poverty.

I found a new site called www.freerice.com

we always see some in hunger and we will be thinking, we should haelp these people, But we wont know how to help them...

There is a nice way to help them...

Just go to www.freerice.com

There U are going to donate rice for people,

U dont need to spend a paisa for donating it...

Just U are going to play and donate..

Cant believe...

Let me explain..

In this site, U will be given a word and asked to select the meaning from the given four choices, If u select the right one 20 grains will be donated, Dont worry If Ur answer is wrong it wont be deducted...

This not only helps hungry people, but also U...

How, U learn new vocabulary...

So Please start donating, there are lakhs dying in hunger every year....

Late night out

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it's closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful girl.

He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He said, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."

"Let me see your hands!" she demanded. He showed his wife his powdery hands. "Damn liar, You were out bowling again!

Girls are always incomplete without boys

WOMAN has MAN in it.

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. Has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTRESS has MISTER in it!

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending.

So Girls don't be so proud you are always incomplete without us!

10 Reasons that computers must be male...

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

...and the number 1 reason is...
1. Size DOES matter!

Pain of a married man.........

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front
of him.


He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she
replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for
20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released
today!"

Poem Of Love Accounting

In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection.


Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets

On double-entry system In addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us re-concile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without maintaining
any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically!

nice moral for all of us!!!!

There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy).
Vishy goes out fishing each morning,
casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it.
On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him.
So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing,
so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack.

This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now,
when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill,
the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river.

Vishy did just the same.
He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible,
as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.... .

Now with just one stone remaining,
the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn!
The stone was a diamond!!!!

That's when he realized that all those pebbles
he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
Moral is ...
Don't get up too early in the morning :-)

Keep Smiling..... ...

CHRISTIAN WAYS TO REDUCE STRESS

An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."

1. Pray

2. Go to bed on time.

3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.

4. Say "NO" to projects that won't fit into your time schedule or that will
compromise your mental health.

5. Delegate tasks to capable others.

6. Simplify and don't clutter your life.

7. Less is more.. (although one is often not enough, two are often too
many).

8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.

9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time;
don't lump the hard things altogether.

10. Take one day at a time.

11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out
what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do
anything about a situation, forget it.

12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.

13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key
buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.

14. K.M.S.(Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an
enormous amount of trouble.

15. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.

16. Get enough rest.

17. Eat right.

18. Get organized so everything has its place.

19. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.

20. Write down thoughts and inspirations.

21. Every day, find time to be alone.

22. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in
the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.

23. Make friends with Godly people.

24. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.

25. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a
good "Thank you, Jesus."

26. Laugh............. and, laugh some more!

27. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.

28. Develop an attitude of "forgive and forget" (most people are doing the best they can).

29. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).

30. Sit on your ego.

31. Talk less and listen more.

32. Slow down.

33. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.

34 . Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never
been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
"If God is for us, who can be against us?

Do you know the Perfect Flower for your Perfect Valentine?

Flower: Traditional Meaning

Aster: Talisman of love
Begonia: A fanciful nature
Carnation, red: Admiration
Carnation, white: Pure and ardent love
Chrysanthemum, red: I love you

Chrysanthemum, white: Truth
Daffodil: Regard
Daisy: Innocence, gentleness
Forget-me-not: True love
Globe amaranth: Unfading love
Hibiscus: Delicate beauty
Jasmine, white: Amiability
Jasmine, yellow: Modesty
Larkspur: An open heart
Pansy: Thoughtful recollection

Primrose: Young love
Rose, pink: Perfect happiness
Rose, white: Charm and innocence
Rose, red: Love and desire
Rose, white and red: Unity

love is confusing

Hi everyone,

Valentine season and we start to feel those pangs more than ever.

Is it possible to really love someone without really knowing the person? How do we know someone ? Do i really ‘know’ those with whom i have lived or known for years at end- parents, friends, lovers… does one really have to bed someone, know their favourite colours, dishes, pet peeves, pet’s name, family, car license plate, birth history, schooling, brand of toothpaste, colour of underwears, clothing style, email passwords, financial background, past lovers, hair-dresser’s name, have exclusive copyright to love etc. to love someone ?…..agreed, doing all that brings about a certain level of familiarity, comfort and intimacy in a relationship but that all this should be so essential to a something so sublime as love is like trying to catch moon’s reflection in the water…

Perhaps the reflection itself is the reality and there is no moon?


love,

Thought of the Week‏

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees."Congratulations,” the boss said. "Carry on with your work! "Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down."I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought.



He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on."When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked."Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..." That's right.





Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected.





Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.

One cannot expect success tomorrow, by working today with yesterday's tools

I WILL DO MORE.....

TRUTH OF LIFE

raining-1

It is raining in the morning, I am going to my college. When I was on the road in front of my college, a girl wearing a sky blue suit, and black chunni. I looked at her but she is busy in keeping her books in the bag. I would go to my college for taking classes, whole day she remain in front of my eyes I was not able to forget her. After the college I will go for my home,

& nbsp; My brother is waiting for me, because he want to buy something. We will together go for a mall, when my brother was buying clothes I find that she stand infront of me. I think that it was illusion and it is only my imagination that she was looking. And when I turned she gone and it make me sure that this was illusion.

After purchasing clothes, My brother ask me for buy something. I refuse to buy because my eyes and mind is busy in someone dream. then we will go for lunch and there I find her, she sits along me to my right. I want to talk with her, but my brother is in front of me, What can I do, What should I do ?

blogging

Blogging is the beautiful root for feeling, imaginations, your internal dream.

From childhood everybody needs some sorts of exposure, for his or her

feelings and the victim can check the support as well as the reaction,

from the person from different communities, from different society,

give him or her suggestions, these may be good one, may be bad one.

Blogging is the art from which a person can binds lots of soul, especially

who are of same kind, entertaining people combine together, every category

has something to show, to say something, to write something. My personal

experience tell me that this is the way I can put myself in front of the world.

If someone ask me from my personal life than I will tell about my blog at first

place, than I will go for my studies, etc etc.

Different people attach with me, giving their views about my blogs, about mypost

specially for the posts which are in the pictorial forms.



Thanks for your support I will hope that you people will always give me the same response

This is a very special day
It comes but once a year
One of love and happiness
Of sunshine and good cheer.

I'd like to take this time to say
How much you mean to me
A friend so dear and wonderful
The way that it should be.

Life would be so lonely
If you were not around
You are the dearest friends I know
The best that can be found.

I'd like to share this happy time
And send this card your way
To my very, very special friends
Have A Happy Valentine's Day!

proposing wishes-
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born
in your eye, run down
your cheek, and die on your lips.

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U
and I together.

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running
through my mind ALL day
long.

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an
angel so far from
heaven.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have
to walk by you
again?

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's
sin to look that good.

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.


Their Replies (Enjoyyyyyyy) But dont loose heart!!!!!
************
1 : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2 : So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
3 : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4 : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5 : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep
walking!
6 : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7 : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8 : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity
will assure you of a
place!
9 : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra

Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

COMPLEXITY OF WOMEN.,.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish".

The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"

how to write love letter

1. Clear your desk and your mind of distractions. If you love someone enough to craft this letter, he or she deserves your full attention.

2. Place a picture of the one you love in front of you.

3. Put on your favorite music.

4. Take out your best letter writing stationery and pen.

5. On another sheet of letter paper, make two lists: a) the unique qualities you love about him/her; b) your hopes for the future together.

6. Personalize the love letter salutation. "Dear ___ ," or "To my darling _____," are both fine.

7. In the body of the love letter, begin by telling him/her what you think makes him/her so special. List at least three different qualities of the one you love in the letter, ideally emotional, physical, and spiritual ones.

8. In the following paragraph of your love letter, share your hopes and dreams for the future you can have together.

9. Personalize the closing of the letter. "I will love you always," "Loving you forever," "My heart is yours," are all good possibilities.

10. Don't forget to sign your love letter!

11. Spray the love letter with a light fragrance.

12. Address, seal, and stamp the love letter.

13. Wait a day before you send your love letter; you may change your mind.

14. Drop the love letter in the mail, and look forward to the response.

Tips:

1. Don't mention anyone else but yourself and the addressee in the love letter.
2. Make sure you only send a love letter to someone who will appreciate it.
3. Pick out a special stamp for your love letter at the post office.

I need your love

I need your love to comfort me.
It gives me the strength to be all I can be.

I need your love to see me through,
for you to back me up in all I do.

I need to feel your touch.
I want you to know I love you so much.

I need you to treat me right,
and for you to comfort me at night.

I need your understanding.
It makes our love outstanding.

dnt loose hope

One day little girl was sitting on the road… when any car stopped on the signal she fastly moved to each n every car for some money.. Actually she was beggar’s daughter.. Everyone look down to her…. Sometimes she cursed her n did complaint to God y he sent her to earth if she had no one to love…
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor

dnt loose hope

One day little girl was sitting on the road… when any car stopped on the signal she fastly moved to each n every car for some money.. Actually she was beggar’s daughter.. Everyone look down to her…. Sometimes she cursed her n did complaint to God y he sent her to earth if she had no one to love…
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor

DO YOU CARRY YOUR UMBRELLA?

We all have something to learn from this young girl.

As a drought continued for what seemed an eternity, a small community of
farmers was in a quandary as to what to do. Rain was important to keep their
crops healthy and sustain the townspeople' s way of life.

As the problem became more acute, a local pastor called a prayer meeting to
ask for rain.

Many people arrived. The pastor greeted most of them as they filed in. As he
walked to the front of the church to officially begin the meeting he noticed
most people were chatting across the aisles and socializing with friends.
When he reached the front his thoughts were on quieting the attendees and
starting the meeting.

His eyes scanned the crowd as he asked for quiet. He noticed an eleven
year-old girl sitting quietly in the front row. Her face was beaming with
excitement. Next to her, poised and ready for use, was a bright red
umbrella. The little girl's beauty and innocence made the pastor smile as he
realized how much faith she possessed. No one else in the congregation had
brought an umbrella.

All came to pray for rain, but the little girl had come expecting God to
answer.

Accept me as I am

Accept me as I am
I have no guarantee.
A claim to perfection I have not.
Perfect I cannot be.
I, like you.....am human.
Prone to make mistakes.
Failure is not a character flaw,
Just a part of the human makeup.
I live, I laugh and I also learn.
My knowledge is incomplete.
I am searching all the time,
in waking hours as well as sleep.
I have a long road to travel,
as well as you do.
We learn our lessons on the way.
Wisdom we shall accrue.
Accept me as I am
Because I am ....me.
And You are you.
No one like me in the world.
That is my only guarantee.

THE GIFT

A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things. When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlined a verse: Matt 7:11, "And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?" As he read those words, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words... PAID IN FULL. How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this.

"LIFE SPAN EXPLAINED"

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back , and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For th e next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Girls vs. Grown Women

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

cutest love note..very touching..

"cutest love note"

If this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the them, the boy died.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

Be friends - forever

I want you to know; I am really

Happy to have the kind of friendship

I have with you. I love it because

It's true and real and trusting.

Because it does my heart and soul

Good to know that I'm going to be

Here for you and you for me

When there are need that need

To be tended to, when there are

Feelings that need to be felt, and

When there are smiles that simply

Need to be shared in the company

Of someone who really cares.

I don't know if I could ever

Completely describe to you how

Important our friendship is to me.

But it is so much a part of all

That is good in my world.

Sometimes you feel like a gift

That was given to my days to

Make sure that they would always

Have some happiness in them, more

Than once, I have felt that

I wouldn't trade for anything

Anytime, anywhere.

I have dreams in my life that

May never come true, travels

I may never take, goals I may

Not be able to reach, and

Hopes that might always be just

Beyond my horizons. But I

Want you to know that whether

My wishes come true or whether

They disappear altogether,

I Will always feel like one of

The luckiest people in the world

Because I have a friend - in you.

And because we're going to

Be friends - forever.