JOKES

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..?? Lady: Le, Ye Le Payal Le, Jhumke Le, Chudi Le, Chain Le, Sab Le Le. aur Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/ Daaku:- sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho Gayi...=))

HEART TOUCHING STORY

One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”

The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”

When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…

When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.

She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”

She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”

Her Father had Donated His Heart … !

He makes Many silent Sacrifice for us ~ Love u Daddy;)

Jokes

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .&Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!":p :D

Jokes

Ek raat ik Shakhs ne Chand se poocha ki,
Ae chaand! Bata mera mehboob kya kar raha
hai ? 
Chand bola: "Beta dekh,
Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka

naukar nahi hoon
Doosri baat ye ki itni uparse Kuch nahi dikhta
Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log
zameen tak hi Rakho, mereko isme involve mat karo.....

SHAHI PANEER RECIPE

Ingredients:

200 gms Paneer
2 Medium Onions
1" Ginger
3-4 Garlic Pieces
2 Green chillies
1/2 tsp White Pepper Powder
1 tsp Red Chilli Powder
3/4 tsp Turmeric Powder
1 tsp Garam Masala Powder
3-4 tbsp Cream
1/4 cup Dry fruits (Cashew Nuts, Raisins, Makhane)
1/2 cup Milk
8-10 tbsp Vegetable oil
Salt to taste

Preparation:

• Heat oil in a kadhai.
• Cut paneer into small cubes. Fry over medium heat until light brown.
• Keep the paneer pieces aside.
• Saute the dry fruits in one tablespoon of oil.
• Grind onion, ginger, garlic, green chilli in a blender and make a fine paste.
• Fry the mixture in the remaining oil until golden brown and oil starts separating.
• Add salt, red chilli powder, white pepper, turmeric powder, garam masala. Saute for 1-2 minutes.
• Add milk to make the gravy. Bring the gravy to boil. Reduce the heat and cook until the gravy becomes thick.
• Put a portion of the dry fruits in the gravy while it is being cooked. Keep the rest of dry fruits for decorating.
• Finally add paneer cubes and 1 tbsp cream. Heat for 5 minutes.
• Garnish shahi paneer with cream and dry fruits and coriander leaves.

Power Supply Basics

Alternating Current (A.C)
Allternatiing Current or AC ellectriiciity iis a back-andforth
movement of ellectrons iin a wiire
1. 1- PHASE
2. 3- PHASE

A.C 1-Phase
The current increase for the first 90° of its rotation and
decrease for the second 90° of rotation. It would then
repeat the exact same pattern for the next half rotation,
with the current flowing in the opposite direction.

Applications:-
House Wiring.
Industrial Applications..

A.C.3-Phase

AC system by having three separate power lines with
alternating current which run in parallel, and where the current
phase is shifted one third of the cycle

Applications:-
1.For the operation of motors ,
2.To have a current with constant power.

Direct Current (D.C)
Definition:-
DC (Direct current) is the Unidirectional flow or movement of
electric charge carriers, usually electron.

Applications:-
1.computer hardware .
2.Most solid-state equipment requires between 1.5 and 13.5 volts.
3.electronic wristwatch .
4. radio communications power amplifier.
5.Equipment using vacuum tubes, such as a high-power radio or television
broadcast transmitter or a CRT (cathode-ray tube) display, require from about 150 volts to
several thousand volts DC.

RECTIFIER
An Electronic Device, such as Semiconductor diode,used for converting a.c voltage
or current into unidirectional Voltage or current.
TYPES
1.Halfwave Rectifier
2.Fullwave Rectifier

D.C For Circuits
Preference:
1.Circuits Require Rectified Voltages.
2.D.C can run through Battery

Inverter
Definition :-
The Device that converts D.C power to A.C power at desired
output voltage &Frequency
Types:-
1.Voltage Source Inverter
2.Current Source Inverter.
Applications:-
1.Adjustable speed A.C.Drives
2.Aircraft Power supply.
3.UPS for Computers.

Regulator
Definition:-
Device use to provide stable D.C Voltage for
powering Electronic Circuits.
Types:-
1.Series Regulator.
2.Switching Regulator.
Applications
Power supplies

Transformer
A device used to change the voltage levels of electricity to facilitate the
transfer of electricity from generating stations to customers.
TYPES
1.Step Up
2.Step Down
A step-up transformer increases the voltage while a step-down transformer decreases it.

Uninterruptible Power Supply
Types
1.Online Ups
2.Offline Ups

Online Ups
•Dual conversion design (AC-DC / DC-AC).
• Ensures a far higher degree of isolation of the load
from the irregularities on the mains supply.

Offline Ups
These are the simplest and least expensive.
The batteries are charged all the time, but only in the event of a
power failure will the load be fed by the inverter.

Advantage Processor, managing online payments

Everyone willing to take profit of online payments has always the same problem, what service/application to use that is reliable, secure and does not takes such a commission that I lose all the profit I can make with my business?.

I guess you all can think of several alternatives with different characteristics. One of the latest available solutions in the market is called Advantage Processor, it offers ways for merchants to accept credit card payments for both online credit card processing, offline card processing, and both high risk and low risk merchant accounts.

To start using their services you need to apply for an account on their website and shortly you will be contacted by their team to find out what are the needs you have. It may be a good solution for your online business so you do not have to worry too much about the payments!.

Setting up a merchant account to accept credit cards should be a low cost effort. The set up should include Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover to give your customers a variety of payment methods. We recommend having a online shopping cart for your website.

Thoughts for Life

Thoughts for Life

No one can go back and make a brand new
start.

Anyone can start from now and make a brand
new ending.

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter,
without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did
promise strength for the day, comfort for the
tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow
you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road
afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long.
Move on!

When you feel down because you didn't get
what you want, just sit tight and be happy,
because God has thought of something better to
give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad,
consider what it means.

There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you
how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you, all you can
do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is
up to the prson to realize your worth.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right
person to love or finding fault with those we
already love, when instead we should be
perfecting the love we give.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never
find one who can take there place. Friendship is
like wine, it gets better as it grows older.

Life Without Girls

The result Markets silent Streets empty The police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No Flowers No Valentine No Candles No Perfumes All the men directed to Heaven.

This Special Feeling ...

Just as you pass by me,
I can’t help but be filled w/ glee!
At last! I saw you today!
Surely, you complete my day!

Why can’t I explain?
This and all that I’m feeling
I can’t help thinking of you…
You’re the reason my heart had more “Lub dub” beat too!

Everywhere I go,
Every little thing you do,
Every time you’re around too,
Without a doubt I always notice you…

They say it’s a childish crush,
Some say its fondness,
While others think I’m infatuated,
But certainly, you are the reason, why I am bothered!

I may not know what I feel,
But I know this was real,
Overwhelmed by my feelings,
I won’t go seek for meanings!

For I know you’re much more different,
Falling for you, they say I have myself to prevent,
I don’t know where this feeling could lead,
Have to save this heart, before it truly bleeds…

why God allows pain

his is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...


A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:
"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."


BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!

The WORLD beyond TOMORROW

It was millions of years ago when man's curiosity about the world began. For almost 20 centuries past, man had explored almost the corners of the earth and the universe. Within this period, man had built countless skyscrapers, long bridges and famous expressways that only proved the cleverness of man. With this advancement in the field of technology, do you ever imagine what would be the future of the world and the kind of lives of the next generations? What indeed would be the future of mankind 10 centuries from now?
Because of the high intelligence of man he discovers new things that can help him in his everyday life. Many of our works/jobs become easier and faster through the help of the latest machines. Many of the deadly diseases are prevented or cured through the continued studies and discoveries in the field of medicine. Some of our body parts can already be artificially replaced. We can even go to such length as deceive time and postpone the inevitable.
Despite these achievements' however, our mother earth is in danger. Because of the ambitions of mankind, they had neglected the disadvantages that come with most of their discoveries and inventions. Many of our rivers, seas, oceans, and other bodies of waters are now polluted by different toxics emitted by mining companies, metal and plastic industries and pharmaceutical factories.
Our atmosphere is heavily loaded with carbon monoxide and other poisonous gases from vehicles and machineries. Our ozone layer is continually being destroyed as days pass by. The continued study and inventions of biological and nuclear weapons and power plants had killed hundred of lives and threatened unimaginable destruction among mankind and its habitat.
If all these things and advancement continue, there is a huge possibility that time will come when robots and clones will invade our homeland. It may result to the destruction of the earth. All of these can result to the extinction of thousands of different species including us, mankind.
Advancement is not bad. But before doing anything be sure to think of the grave consequences and huge disadvantages of a particular discovery. Too much advancement may lead to the destruction of our world and mankind. Always bear in mind that there is only one place where man can live and survive, the EARTH.

Just for u Guys

Now solve these, but after you regain from the hanover ...................



* Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
* What's black and white and red all over?
* What has four wheels and flies?
* What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
* What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
* Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square.
Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare.
What am I?

"BRAIN TWISTER"

Plz arrange diz scrambled words to form a 3 english word...

" M U E E Y C O T M P O E L "

CLUE:

If you are satisfied and contented with your love one,

im sure you can say this !!

IT companies full names

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Infinitely Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting

The history of chocolate...

The Olmecs, the oldest known civilization of the Americas, were the first users of cacao. Cacao is, of course, used for making chocolate, a word said to derive from the Mayan "xocolatl."

Hernando Cortez was the first European to note chocolate when he visited the court of Emperor Montezuma of Mexico in 1519.

The first chocolate house in Europe was reputedly opened in London in 1657 by a Frenchman. In the early 19th century, after the introduction of cocao powder in 1828, the English developed solid eating chocolate.

The first chocolate box was introduced by Richard Cadbury in 1868, when he decorated a candy box with a painting of his young daughter holding a kitten in her arms. Cadbury also introduced the first Valentine's Day candy box.

In 1875, after experimenting for 8 years, Daniel Peter of Switzerland added milk to chocolate to create today's familiar chocolate. His then sold his creation to his neighbour, Henri Nestle.

The 17th century French Cardinal Mazarin never traveled without his personal chocolate maker. King Louis XIV of France established in his court the position of "Royal Chocolate Maker to the King."

The chocolate chip cookie is invented by Ruth Wakefield in 1933. M&M sweets were launched in military ration packs in 1940.

In 1973, Swedish confectionery salesman Roland Ohisson was buried in a coffin made entirely of chocolate.

Chocolate is the number one foodstuff flavour in the world, beating vanilla and banana by 3-to-1. The pleasant feeling of eating chocolate is caused by a chemical called anadamide, a neurotransmitter which also is produced naturally in the brain.

THINKING OF HER....

how can i forget the way you smiled, the way you talked with the eyes
your sweet voice still is alive in my ears, though today you stay so far from the eyes

i can still smell you in my breath, and feel your warmth on my chest
the moments we spent lying over each other on the grass were the best

you will be my bride you had vowed, on the sunny day in my arm
you will never part you promised,and wont cause me any harm

but today i am lonely once again,surrounded by your precious memories
you left when all alone i will be you knew well, and left for me here and there only worries

a baby you will give me as a token you had promised
The days our body were two in fact but in one soul
what i got in your love and what was it that i missed
my brain i find in a turmoil when i go through the days we kissed

I still long for the moment i enlaced you, your breast with my breast collated
the warmth of your heavy breath feel i still over my cheeks and neck
the kisses which were at first tender
and became passionate, sensual and and desiring later

the curves of your body, i admired like in a dream
the touch of yours which rendered me supreme

your heartbeats which were counted only for me
and my every breath which were taken only for you
never shall i ever forget whatsoever happens to me
you were, are, and will be what you were for me

will you ever be in my arms, to quench the thirst of this heart?
will i ever see you again before i leave this world to part??

15 Ways To Get Really Motivated

First, recognize that motivation is an inside job. The word motivate means to impel, inspire, hope, stimulate, incite, propel, spur, goad, move, induce, prompt, instigate, fire, provoke, actuate, cause, egg on, drive, excite, and to trigger. Don’t wait for someone to motivate you, here are 15 ways you can motivate yourself.

1. Set daily, weekly, monthly, yearly and lifetime goals. A goal is a goal if it’s writing. Goals get you going in the direction that’s right for you.

2. Listen to a motivational tape. Record into a tape recorder your favorite quotes, anecdotes and personal success stories. Play back your tape frequently. Nothing is more motivating than the sound of your own voice. Try it!

3. Get motivated to make better telephone calls by buying Art Sobczak’s new book, “How To Sell More In Less Time With No Rejection.” To order call Art at 402-895-9399.

4. To overachieve every quota you are given take this advice. First write yourself a check dated for 12/31/05 payable to yourself and write how much you want to earn on the amount line. Make three laminated copies and put one in your briefcase, auto console, and home office. Second, always aim higher than the quota you are given. If you adjust your aim, the results will follow.

5. Buy an inspirational book of quotations and keep it in your car. Read three quotes daily. Remember - inspirational words usually inspire us.

6. Invest 15 minutes daily to read books and articles about the selling profession. This is gourmet food for your brain. Don’t skip a day.

7. Get a mentor, preferably one outside of your company. The truly successful people never go it alone.

8. To jack-up your sales performance, prepare your own laminated cue cards. Create cue cards for making appointments, your 12 best questions, for handling the price objection, and for asking for the order. Each cue card should be prepared word-for-word. Your performances will sky-rocket.

9. Buy a composition notebook for your car. Record your successes, failures, and daily observations about your selling environment.

10. Read the “The Ancient Scrolls” an inspiring book by Tim Connor. To order call 800-222-9070.

11. To get motivated about improving your personal financial situation, set a personal net worth goal and write it on a spread sheet, then review it monthly. Self worth increases proportionately with net worth.

12. Tell your family if you achieve 110% or more of your annual sales quota - you’ll take them anywhere they want to go on vacation.

13. Tell your family when you reach a new monthly sales record milestone, you’ll take them out to celebrate.

14. Select one song that really gets you moving and play it every morning as you back out of your driveway.

15. Make a dinner date with your spouse tonight then go some place special.


Every day is a great day, especially if you don’t see your name in the obituary section of the paper.
It's easy to make every day a masterpiece when you're motivated.

Attitude ... !

Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"



He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.



Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"



Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, 'Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life."



"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.



"Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut way all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life."



I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.



Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gunpoint by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center.




After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.



I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?"



I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live, or I could choose to die. I chose to live."



"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.



Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the emergency room and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read, 'He's a dead man.'



"I knew I needed to take action."

"What did you do?" I asked.



"Well, there was a big, burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breathe and yelled, 'Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them. 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."



Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.

******

You have 2 choices now:

1. Crib about your daily life and what are you doing and be unhappy . . .

2. Enjoy every moment of your life & give in your Best . . .

Keep Smiling Always...

******

I used to not believe in love,
I used to say it didn't exist

But the truth of my heart is that I love you more
with every laugh, with every kiss

I hoped and dreamed you'd feel the same
but you played with my love like it was a game

My life is now a broken soul,
but I still can't find the strength to let you go

I gave you my love but it wasn't enough,
You took my heart and crumpled it up

with every cute your name appears,
i drop the knife and drown in my tears

you make me laugh, you make me cry,
you make me unable to move on with my life

you ripped me apart, my heart is cracked,
but in the end to your arms I run back

But now I know I have to let you go,
to set you free, so you can't fully destroy me

I'll always love you, you know it's true,
but I can't take this anymore,
i'm done,
i'm through..