Jokes

Ek raat ik Shakhs ne Chand se poocha ki,
Ae chaand! Bata mera mehboob kya kar raha
hai ? 
Chand bola: "Beta dekh,
Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka

naukar nahi hoon
Doosri baat ye ki itni uparse Kuch nahi dikhta
Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log
zameen tak hi Rakho, mereko isme involve mat karo.....