Monday, March 10, 2008

Why gals shud not marry software engg....

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.



Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.



Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.



Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.




Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.




Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.



Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.




Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.



Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - c

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