JOKES

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..?? Lady: Le, Ye Le Payal Le, Jhumke Le, Chudi Le, Chain Le, Sab Le Le. aur Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/ Daaku:- sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho Gayi...=))

HEART TOUCHING STORY

One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”

The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”

When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…

When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.

She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”

She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”

Her Father had Donated His Heart … !

He makes Many silent Sacrifice for us ~ Love u Daddy;)

Jokes

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .&Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!":p :D

Jokes

Ek raat ik Shakhs ne Chand se poocha ki,
Ae chaand! Bata mera mehboob kya kar raha
hai ? 
Chand bola: "Beta dekh,
Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka

naukar nahi hoon
Doosri baat ye ki itni uparse Kuch nahi dikhta
Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log
zameen tak hi Rakho, mereko isme involve mat karo.....

SHAHI PANEER RECIPE

Ingredients:

200 gms Paneer
2 Medium Onions
1" Ginger
3-4 Garlic Pieces
2 Green chillies
1/2 tsp White Pepper Powder
1 tsp Red Chilli Powder
3/4 tsp Turmeric Powder
1 tsp Garam Masala Powder
3-4 tbsp Cream
1/4 cup Dry fruits (Cashew Nuts, Raisins, Makhane)
1/2 cup Milk
8-10 tbsp Vegetable oil
Salt to taste

Preparation:

• Heat oil in a kadhai.
• Cut paneer into small cubes. Fry over medium heat until light brown.
• Keep the paneer pieces aside.
• Saute the dry fruits in one tablespoon of oil.
• Grind onion, ginger, garlic, green chilli in a blender and make a fine paste.
• Fry the mixture in the remaining oil until golden brown and oil starts separating.
• Add salt, red chilli powder, white pepper, turmeric powder, garam masala. Saute for 1-2 minutes.
• Add milk to make the gravy. Bring the gravy to boil. Reduce the heat and cook until the gravy becomes thick.
• Put a portion of the dry fruits in the gravy while it is being cooked. Keep the rest of dry fruits for decorating.
• Finally add paneer cubes and 1 tbsp cream. Heat for 5 minutes.
• Garnish shahi paneer with cream and dry fruits and coriander leaves.

Power Supply Basics

Alternating Current (A.C)
Allternatiing Current or AC ellectriiciity iis a back-andforth
movement of ellectrons iin a wiire
1. 1- PHASE
2. 3- PHASE

A.C 1-Phase
The current increase for the first 90° of its rotation and
decrease for the second 90° of rotation. It would then
repeat the exact same pattern for the next half rotation,
with the current flowing in the opposite direction.

Applications:-
House Wiring.
Industrial Applications..

A.C.3-Phase

AC system by having three separate power lines with
alternating current which run in parallel, and where the current
phase is shifted one third of the cycle

Applications:-
1.For the operation of motors ,
2.To have a current with constant power.

Direct Current (D.C)
Definition:-
DC (Direct current) is the Unidirectional flow or movement of
electric charge carriers, usually electron.

Applications:-
1.computer hardware .
2.Most solid-state equipment requires between 1.5 and 13.5 volts.
3.electronic wristwatch .
4. radio communications power amplifier.
5.Equipment using vacuum tubes, such as a high-power radio or television
broadcast transmitter or a CRT (cathode-ray tube) display, require from about 150 volts to
several thousand volts DC.

RECTIFIER
An Electronic Device, such as Semiconductor diode,used for converting a.c voltage
or current into unidirectional Voltage or current.
TYPES
1.Halfwave Rectifier
2.Fullwave Rectifier

D.C For Circuits
Preference:
1.Circuits Require Rectified Voltages.
2.D.C can run through Battery

Inverter
Definition :-
The Device that converts D.C power to A.C power at desired
output voltage &Frequency
Types:-
1.Voltage Source Inverter
2.Current Source Inverter.
Applications:-
1.Adjustable speed A.C.Drives
2.Aircraft Power supply.
3.UPS for Computers.

Regulator
Definition:-
Device use to provide stable D.C Voltage for
powering Electronic Circuits.
Types:-
1.Series Regulator.
2.Switching Regulator.
Applications
Power supplies

Transformer
A device used to change the voltage levels of electricity to facilitate the
transfer of electricity from generating stations to customers.
TYPES
1.Step Up
2.Step Down
A step-up transformer increases the voltage while a step-down transformer decreases it.

Uninterruptible Power Supply
Types
1.Online Ups
2.Offline Ups

Online Ups
•Dual conversion design (AC-DC / DC-AC).
• Ensures a far higher degree of isolation of the load
from the irregularities on the mains supply.

Offline Ups
These are the simplest and least expensive.
The batteries are charged all the time, but only in the event of a
power failure will the load be fed by the inverter.

Advantage Processor, managing online payments

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