proposing wishes-
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born
in your eye, run down
your cheek, and die on your lips.
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U
and I together.
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running
through my mind ALL day
long.
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an
angel so far from
heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have
to walk by you
again?
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's
sin to look that good.
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Their Replies (Enjoyyyyyyy) But dont loose heart!!!!!
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1 : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2 : So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
3 : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4 : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5 : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep
walking!
6 : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7 : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8 : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity
will assure you of a
place!
9 : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra
Friday, February 8, 2008
Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
COMPLEXITY OF WOMEN.,.
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish".
The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
how to write love letter
1. Clear your desk and your mind of distractions. If you love someone enough to craft this letter, he or she deserves your full attention.
2. Place a picture of the one you love in front of you.
3. Put on your favorite music.
4. Take out your best letter writing stationery and pen.
5. On another sheet of letter paper, make two lists: a) the unique qualities you love about him/her; b) your hopes for the future together.
6. Personalize the love letter salutation. "Dear ___ ," or "To my darling _____," are both fine.
7. In the body of the love letter, begin by telling him/her what you think makes him/her so special. List at least three different qualities of the one you love in the letter, ideally emotional, physical, and spiritual ones.
8. In the following paragraph of your love letter, share your hopes and dreams for the future you can have together.
9. Personalize the closing of the letter. "I will love you always," "Loving you forever," "My heart is yours," are all good possibilities.
10. Don't forget to sign your love letter!
11. Spray the love letter with a light fragrance.
12. Address, seal, and stamp the love letter.
13. Wait a day before you send your love letter; you may change your mind.
14. Drop the love letter in the mail, and look forward to the response.
Tips:
- Don't mention anyone else but yourself and the addressee in the love letter.
- Make sure you only send a love letter to someone who will appreciate it.
- Pick out a special stamp for your love letter at the post office.
I need your love
I need your love to comfort me.
It gives me the strength to be all I can be.
I need your love to see me through,
for you to back me up in all I do.
I need to feel your touch.
I want you to know I love you so much.
I need you to treat me right,
and for you to comfort me at night.
I need your understanding.
It makes our love outstanding.
It gives me the strength to be all I can be.
I need your love to see me through,
for you to back me up in all I do.
I need to feel your touch.
I want you to know I love you so much.
I need you to treat me right,
and for you to comfort me at night.
I need your understanding.
It makes our love outstanding.
dnt loose hope
One day little girl was sitting on the road… when any car stopped on the signal she fastly moved to each n every car for some money.. Actually she was beggar’s daughter.. Everyone look down to her…. Sometimes she cursed her n did complaint to God y he sent her to earth if she had no one to love…
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor
dnt loose hope
One day little girl was sitting on the road… when any car stopped on the signal she fastly moved to each n every car for some money.. Actually she was beggar’s daughter.. Everyone look down to her…. Sometimes she cursed her n did complaint to God y he sent her to earth if she had no one to love…
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor
If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug…
That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she
Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor
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